THE
SCIENTIFIC METHOD

(according to Creationists)

The Scientific Method Creationists detest it so much that they've apparently invented their own, improved version, with the following highly logical rules:

1. Take as a given fact all those parts of the Bible we tell you to.
   
   
2. Use not the null hypothesis; make no attempt to disprove any creationist hypothesis; report not any negative findings.
   
   
3. Quote as authoritative anything a fellow creationist writes, regardless of his qualifications or subsequent discrediting of his methods or results.
   
   
4. Misquote or quote out of context famous "evolutionists" so that they appear to admit evolution isn't real.
   
   
5. Don't waste your time with actual laboratory or field experiments. All the answers are in the Bible.

- Riggins, R.J., Things Creationists Hate (web site)